A friend in need is a pest.
I’ll stick it out with you, because you’re desperate.
I’m gonna try to give you a little bit more time, because somebody can’t close.

If you want my help, you gotta listen.
Number one: Stop being a pussy.
Number two: Make a move.
Number three…you know it.

Here’s what’s gonna happen, Tonto.
Kimosabe’s gonna have some flavor,
I’m gonna choose not to eat with you.
I like to recharge my batteries,
and shut down the engines,
and get myself back to neutral.

When the meal’s over with, I will talk to you.
I don’t want to get into what happened last night,
’cause it’s only gonna make me mad.

Let’s get through today,
let’s keep our eye on the prize, let’s focus, and let’s close some ass.

Quotes from Wedding Crasher movie

Leave a Reply