Havin’ a smoke?

(Grandpa) Havin’ a smoke?
Uh…yeah, yeah.
(Groans) I can’t sleep, either.
Goddam Viagra gets my heart racing like a lab rat.
(Chuckles) Are you OK?
- You look kinda goofy. – No. No, it’s nothing.
- Come on, out with it. – (Sniffs) OK.
Well…l almost died two days ago.
- What? – Our car exploded.
I could be dead right now.
And since that happened, I find myself asking why.
You know? Like…
What is my reason for living?
Are you gonna pass that doobie, or what?
Doobie? Yeah. Yeah, sorry.
Uh, thanks.
You know what your problem is?
You’re all brains. Not enough cock and balls.

Road Trip Script

“You got the makings of greatness in you, but you got to take the helm and chart your own course. Stick to it, no matter the squalls! And when the time comes you get the chance to really test the cut of your sails, and show what you’re made of!”